Ann Coulter's future

Ann Coulter loves to stick raw meat under the sofa cusions and mailed the people she hates poisioned Capri-Sun drinks, which leaked out of the packages. She always wears wool gloves when she eats, and all her friends say she's manipulative towards the men she dates. One day she shot up an elementary school, saying "This is what happens when you die."

Kfir Alfia loves to eat Rush Limbaugh's shit.

I could write a book if I wasn't so angry!