Wish I could do that myself

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060710/ap_on_re_as/philippines_us_marines;_ylt=AlhiDCPAyPpWCj7QyB7gDuH9xg8F;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NTMzazIyBHNlYwMxNjk2

Not because any soldier rapes, of course. But for being just another sickening sacred cow, and for thinking I'm not 'patriotic' enough...